Humorous Best Man Speech -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Best Man Speech unspoilt afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Firstly on behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank the line up for his kind words, and may I also say that they have make a fantastic job today and exclusively of them look dead beautiful.Id also like to say that the bride looks absolutely stunning today as Im sure you ordain all agree. Unfortunately for the marry photographs, the groom just looks stunned.When I was asked to be best globe I consulted the Internet for help. I must confess I was perplexed by more or less of the things I was expected to doHelp the groom dress. Thanks, just no thanks. If he hasnt learned by nor then he never will.That his shoes are tied.That his face and hair are in golf-club (God didnt put them in order first time round, Im not win over that I stood a chance) .That he has nothing between his teeth (or is that his ears?)That his gasp flies are done up.I came to the conclusion that best man is just a fancy title for na nny. I also undercoat out some other interesting things on the Internet, but now is definitely not the time to tell you what they were.However, I have taken the job of being best man seriously and have do sureThat he got to the service on time.That he was well urbane and looking smart, which Im sure you will agree he is.And that he got a good nights sleep last night, and Im pleased to report he slept like a baby. He woke up every half hour like clockwork, crying for his mom.So what dissolve I say about the groom. Well, hes witty, intelligent, charming, successful, han han... Sorry. Im having trouble nurture your writing. Ive been racking my brain for the last couple of weeks trying to think of satisfactory stories to be said about... ...Now. if you could join me in a toast to some very important people, without whom today just wouldnt be the same. Im sure all of us at some point will shuffle previous(prenominal) them and exchange a few kind words. Ladies and gentlemen, I d like you to raise your glaze and say a toast. To the bar staff.And of course we should not forget the bride and groom. I would like to say to you both May your love be sophisticated enough to survive the times, and old-fashioned enough to last forever.Today is a day when each one of us wishes the happy couple well. cosmos human they will have their disagreements. Life being what it is there will be sad moments as well as glad. Yet I know that today we are all wishing them happiness and wellness in those years to come, and I am sure that the love between them will be strong enough to last forever.Ladies and gentlemen. the bride and groom.